funniest post ever(self praise)

yesterday i spent bio period with colette.
got some drinks and lepaked at the tables behind LT.
her brownie was tempting and looking/ smelling damn good but...
BEWARE EVERYONE BEWARE.
the way she handles that cute little brownie is...horrifying HAHAHA.
all the best to you lavelle stay healthy.(HAHAHA)
AND HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY GIRL!

anyway colette helped me spray black hairspray because being the noob i am,
i didnt manage to pass the haircheck for the second time.

and there we were in the toilet,
me being in this awkward standing position because i am simply too tall for her HAHAHA.
the spray felt really cold and colette was all over there:

"HAHAHA EH DAMN FUN LEH"*SPRAY* " REALLY FUN LEH" *SPRAY MORE*

coming out from the toilet, walking back to our table-

" eh that was really quite fun." -pauses- " WAIT HERE CAN SEE SOMEMORE HIGHLIGHTS!" *SPRAY*

okay but you did a really good job cause my hair was black till cannnot black so...APPLAUSE!!!
i had to wash my hair four times btw.
there was literally black streams of water flowing down my body while i was bathing!
OKAY DONT IMAGINE THE SCENE PLEASE THAT IS JUST AWKWARD, AS IN ME NAKED HAHAHAH.

joshua woke me up twice from my sleep yesterday!!
i wanted to kill him.
he was all " i woke you up from your sleep? yayyyyyy"
-.- *facepalm*

so for the second call, he called for:

1. "eh i walking past lorong M call kristin out leh" HA HA HA. never!!

2. " why she(tiflin) wear your shirt nicer than you wear ah"
 okay in my mind i was all like "kick you punch you kick you more punch you more" but i was too tired so i was too lazy to express myself HAHA

3. " eh want to come out for supper leh?" which i retorted with a " supper your head la people want to sleep what supper!!"

4. he went on about how this girl is pretty and how he tried to jio her before and he is probably going to try his luck again but if not then remain friends (tbh idk if that was what he said because he talked damn fast with his beng slang plus i was in a sleepy mode= selective hearing HAHAHA)

OH OH and he mentioned that he and my friend ( whose name i shall not mention to protect his pride(; )were friendzoned by her. HAHAHAHHA AND I WAS LAUGHING AT HIM. #failfriends

and yesterday in the canteen he said he saw colette and asked " where is your boyfriend?" and colette went "huh?" and joshua answered "jiaxin la"

-.- COLETTEEEEE DID YOU TELL HIM THAT WE ARE EX-ES??
HAHAHAHHA.
okay i sound so scandalous now but hear me out first!!
after me and col broke up,
she married maya while i got together with kristin!
then she and maya divorced....(bet you she still loves me that's why)
HAHAHAHHA OKAY I BETTER STOP HERE BEFORE SHE KILLS ME.

she already wanted to kill me when i babbled on about how much she notices me a few days back over text oops(;

yes i am that bored now which explains the random things i am saying in the above portion.
It has been a really tough time for me, really it is.
but i will survive anyway, i will.